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Killing everybody is easy
Breaking old bones easy
Shooting all the harmless creatures
It's easy as high school teacher
If I could do one thing easy
I'd go where nobody else could see me
And ride
On my waterslide
Shooting up
Robbing liquor stores
Killing enemies
Pimping two-bit whores
Driving away without pay
What would your momma say?
Killing everybody is easy
Breaking old bones is easy
Shooting all the harmless creatures
It's easy as a high-school teacher
If I could do one thing easy
I go where nobody else could see me
Water-slide take me away to a better time in my life
Drive bys
Doing B&E's
Selling babies
For a couple a G's
Cheating to have it your way
What would your papa say?
Ruining your life is easy
Burning down the church is easy
Shooting all the harmless creatures
It's easy as a highschool teacher
If I could do one thing easy
I'd go where nobody else could see me
Water-slide take me away to a better time in my life
When life gets me down
There is just one thing to do
Water-slide
Take me away
I am too strung out
To get through the day
I can't face a world
With so many ills
I gotta get myself wet to get my thrills
Killing everybody is easy
Breaking old bones easy
Shooting all the harmless creatures
It's easy as high school teacher
If I could do one thing easy
I'd go where nobody else could see me
YEH!
Water-slide take me away to a better time in my life
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2. |
Goody Shop
02:38
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Candy girl
You sold me candy
In a brown paper bag
So I ate it and
My world exploded with sunshine
My frown turned into a peace sign
But then I got arrested
I didn't understand
How my appetite
Could put me in stripes of
Black and white
Have disappeared
When I found you in prison
With a rainbow beard
I'm busting out it's all about
It's all about candy at the goody shop
Can't get enough, gonna eat til I drop
It's all about candy at the goody shop
When you got enough sweets the fun don't stop
Back outside
Under an alias with nowhere to hide
And then I got a hold of
You're sweet flavors of lolly
And my heart erupted I'm jolly
But only for a short time
I had to get another fix real quick
Yum yum goody goody
Oh my oh my
What a delight
I got my gumdrops
And I fell alright
Sweet no doubt, It's all about
It's all about candy at the goody shop
Can't get enough, gonna eat til I drop
It's all about candy at the goody shop
When you got enough sweets the fun don't stop
It's all about candy at the goody shop
Can't get enough, gonna eat til I drop
It's all about candy at the goody shop
When you got enough sweets the fun don't stop
My candy is gone
My sugar is low
I got up to one
But now I'm back at zero
I got a fever so hot
That I can't feel my nose
My candy girl left me
At the lowest of lows
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3. |
Paper Heart
05:09
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How can I ever touch you?
The idea is absurd
What can I do?
When I'm in the second dimension
And you are in the third
One thing that's true
Ever since they drew me
I've been drawn to you
My paper heart is so thin
You could tear it in two
I try to get off one page
But I end up on the next
I shout out loud my love for you
But all you see is text
One thing that's true
Ever since they drew me
I've been drawn to you
My paper heart is so thin
You could tear it in two
I am just a paper boy
Inside a parchment pin
There is no way out for me
And you cannot get in
No fish in this inky sea
No soul mates they could draw
No masterpiece or work of art
Compares to you at all
My dear
Ever since they drew me
I've been drawn to you
My paper heart is so thin
You could tear it in two
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4. |
Larry
02:41
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People are so scary
Why can't the be merry
I just want to hide out
And paint the world with white-out
Excluding all the skylines
And mountains lined with good times
If people were on paper
They'd be under my eraser
People scare me
But I still love you Larry
Larry is a stuntman
Sex appeal of a frontman
Flying over big things
Like batman with his bat wings
Excluding all the gadgets
And sidekicks that are fadgets
Larry has a harley
That soars him oh so very farly
People scare me
But I still love you Larry
There he is on the verge of dying
Natural law he is defying
One shot is all he's got
To make us
Remember his name
Larry is a stuntman
Sex appeal of a frontman
Flying over big things
Like batman with his bat wings
Excluding all the gadgets
And sidekicks that are fadgets
Larry has a harley
That soars him oh so very farly
People scare me
But I still love you Larry
People scare me
But I still love you Larry
Fly your motorcycle way across
The bright blue sky
Aw yeh! Come on now now
Aw Larry, yeh
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5. |
Hide & Seek
01:53
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I got my eyes
Peeled open wide
I'm on the lookout
For my next bride
My ex.
She couldn't survive
I doubt number three will
Make it out alive
I keel ya
I found you
In the dark of the night
Look at you
Putting up a fight
Blonde and white
Such an easy sight, for..
Hide and seek
And you're looking alright
I've been playing
Since I was just three
I got my game down
Nothing I won't see
The best. can't surpass me
And I doubt you'll get out but I guess we'll see
I kill ya
I found you
In the dark of the night
Look at you
Putting up a fight
Blonde and white
Such an easy sight,
For hide and seek
You're looking alright
Alright alright
Let's slow it down now
I found you
In the dark of the night
Look at you
Putting up a fight
Blonde and white
Such an easy sight,
For hide and seek
You're looking alright
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6. |
Brainfreeze
02:20
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I met a girl
With a big cherry snow cone
I shoved my spoon in
She sent me home
Every time I see another flavor I like
I just cannot help myself from asking for a bite
Hey sugar!
Brain freeze
Put me on my knees
Brain freeze
I drink as fast as I please
Brain freeze
Put me on my knees
Brain freeze
I drink as fast as I please
Uh. UH.
Raspberry blue
Banana too
I like them all
Which one are you?
We can mix our juices and expand the menu
Left and right we'll mix all night and sell it at a value
99 cents.
Brain freeze
Put me on my knees
Brain freeze
I drink as fast as I please
Brain freeze
Put me on my knees
Brain freeze
I drink as fast as I please
Now listen
I'm thirsty
Gimme a sip Juicy
Whadaya say?
Eh?
This girl's a tease (oh no I can't believe it)
Do as she please (I really can't believe it)
Thats fine by me
Cuz I'm just a sleaze
Brain freeze
Put me on my knees
Brain freeze
I drink as fast as I please
Brain freeze
Put me on my knees
Brain freeze
I drink as fast as I please
Brain freeze
Yeh
Brain Freeze
alright
Shake it.
Wooooooooowwwww!!!!
One. More. Sip. DELICIOUS!
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7. |
Boogieman
03:02
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Platform shoes a mile high
Disco balls instead of eyes
Velvet pants. the bottom is belled
He's got the biggest package
That you've ever held
I saw it
Who's that?
Dancing up the stairs to my room
Who's that?
Walking like he lives on the moon
Hot stuff
Lurking underneath the bed
B.O.O.G.I.E M.A.N. Oh Yeah.
He wiggles his fingers
With his hands in the air
He slides across the floor
And slicks back his hair
Then he dips real low
and he leans to the right
Don't fear this man
His moves are out of sight
Who's that?
Dancing up the stairs to my room
Who's that?
Walking like he lives on the moon
Hot stuff
Lurking underneath the bed
B.O.O.G.I.E M.A.N. Oh Yeah.
B.O.O.G.I.E M.A.N. Oh Yeah.
B.O.O.G.I.E M.A.N. Oh Yeah.
B.O.O.G.I.E M.A.N. Oh Yeah.
Who's that? Who's That?
Boogie Man!
Who's that?
Dancing up the stairs to my room
Who's that?
Walking like he lives on the moon
Hot stuff
Lurking underneath the bed
B.O.O.G.I.E M.A.N. Oh Yeah.
Who's that?
Dancing up the stairs to my room
Who's that?
Walking like he lives on the moon
Hot stuff
Lurking underneath the bed
B.O.O.G.I.E M.A.N. Oh Yeah.
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8. |
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Verse:
I got the Teleportation Blues
I only go as fast as my body moves
I can't get to you
Without gas in the tank and time to lose, shit
You're not close at hand
Supply is low, and you're in demand
I can't tolerate the distance
Or cover the land
Miles and miles... 1, 2
1, 2, 3, 4
Chorus:
Riding on my board
Or driving in my car
Ain't good enough
It won't get me very far
I miss you, I miss you
I wish I could kiss you
But I'm broke down and stranded
With the Teleportation Blues
Verse:
I got six holes in my shoes
From pacin' all around with the same old crews
You can catch me in the daily news
I hold the record for the very least to lose
That is why I'm setting out
To build a machine that can be my route
To you or anywhere I could go
Before I can shout
1, 2
1, 2, 3, 4
(Chorus)
(Guitar solo)
(Chorus)
Ending:
Guess what I built
To help me go
From where there is sun
To where there's snow
A special machine
That beams me far away from
My Teleportation Blues
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9. |
Starchild
04:30
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I'm gonna find my home
Cuz this isn't it
No matter where I roam
Or how far I get
I'm taking off
And leaving behind
A cruel galaxy
No tellin' what I will find
I'm waving goodbye to all the people I know
You ain't gotta count me down because I'm ready to go
Star child in the dark night sky
And I'm shining so bright, shining so bright
High in the sky
Just after dark in June
That is where I'll be
Far beyond the moon
Soaking up the stars on elliptical beach
M105 isn't out of reach
I'm waving goodbye to all the people I know
You ain't gotta count me down because I'm ready to go
Star child in the dark night sky
I'm waving goodbye to all of my best friends
You won't see me you won't see me
You won't see me again
Yeh!
Goodnight everybody,
Its been a great ride
And I won't see you on the other side
Of the universe that is
Cuz you can bet your ass I haven't died
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